I took my fiancee out to Playland on Saturday night to meet up with a group of friends for some good old fashioned fun.  I lost my effing voice on the Dragon Coaster.  HOW WESTCHEDDAR IS THAT?

Playland is the same as it’s ever been.  The rides haven’t changed much at all.  I took Dana (my fiancee) on the Dragon Coaster for her first time ever, which is crazy because she grew up in West Harrison and spent her whole childhood coming to Playland.  It was a blast.

The pimpest move at any amusement park is winning your girl a stuffed animal playing those games, you know, making a shot, or squirting the gun into the clown’s head to fill up the balloon.  I was on fire on Saturday.  Right off the bat I hit my second basketball shot on the big hoops and won Dana a Hello Kitty that she was eyeing.  Then, they had the smaller hoops a couple games down, and I nailed that too for a NY Yankees stuffed animal.  It’s always safe to go to the basketball games.  Kapow.

So anyway we went to get on the Dragon Coaster, and when we finally got to the front of the line after waiting ten minutes or so, the dude in the booth tells us we can’t bring the stuffed animals on the ride, or Dana’s purse, and he wouldn’t hold them for us we had to get a locker.  Story.  So this college aged girl with her friend and a little baby in a stroller offered to hold our stuff which was great because we would’ve had to get a locker and then wait on line all over again.  So we gave her the stuffed animals and Dana’s purse (WHICH HAD OUR RENT MONEY IN IT ALL CASH ALL HUNDREDS, MORE THAN A G) and put our trust in a complete stranger.  When we got off the ride, sure enough she was still standing there with all our stuff.  I offered to buy them ice cream for being so nice, but she instead asked if I could try to win her a stuffed animal.  THE PRESSURE WAS ON.

We walked a few yards to the basketball shot game, where I already won earlier in the night, put my two dollars down, and BOOM, I hit the first shot and won the girl a prize.  HOW WESTCHEDDAR IS THAT?  Fall back pricks.

All in all it was a great night at Playland.  FUN VIBES.  I gotta say if I worked there I would want to be the DJ on the Thunderbolt, that guy just chills in the booth dropping bangers!!!!  A MILLIE A MILLIE A MILLIE A MILLIE!!!!!  Oh, and that other Lil Wayne with T-Pain is my jam right now!!!  GOT MONEY, AND YOU KNOW IT…THISAWAY, THATAWAY….HANG OVERRRRR THE BARRR OF THE V.I.PEEEEEEE!!!  Good tunes.  Next trip we’ve got to save time for some mini-golf…HOLLERRRRRRRRRR.

That’s Matty B’s hand blocking Dana’s face.  Jumpoff!