IP x BATCH: The Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookie

Advertising, Events, Food, Music, Stan Ipcus

I’ve worked on a decent amount of collabs during my career in advertising. Like this one with Taco Bell and Topps, from back when I was a creative director at Octagon. We helped amplify Taco Bell’s “Steal A Base, Steal A Taco” campaign with an exclusive Topps NOW set commemorating all the moments over the years when players stole the first base of the World Series to unlock free tacos for America.

I gotta say though, this recent collab I just worked on might be my favorite ever. And it’s definitely the most personal. Let’s start at the beginning.

Five years ago, my friend of almost thirty years Max Bent and I released a beatbox/MC single titled “Pumpkin Cheesecake.”

And to our utmost delight, hip-hop legend DJ Premier took a liking to it and played it a few times on his Sirius XM/Shade 45 radio show. Other legends like DJ Riz and DJ Eclipse played it on their Shade 45 show too, and Peter Rosenberg and Funkmaster Flex played it during their special Hot 97 Thanksgiving Eve set as well. As two guys who’d been making music and performing together since our college years at the University of Maryland in the late ‘90s, this level of radio spins was surreal.

Check out this clip of DJ Premier scratching up “Pumpkin Cheesecake” live on-air.

As Max and I started performing together again the past couple years, we noticed “Pumpkin Cheesecake” had become a bit of a fan favorite. And like many artists who save their most beloved songs for the end of their live sets, we’d do the same with “Pumpkin Cheesecake.” After all, that’s when you’re supposed to serve dessert anyway—at the end of the meal.

So to celebrate the fifth anniversary of the song, I wanted to bring to life an idea I had a few years back that I never put into play. And that was doing some sort of “Pumpkin Cheesecake” collaboration to offer an exclusive pressing of the song with an actual Stan Ipcus-branded pumpkin cheesecake dessert.

Then, a couple months ago, a light bulb went off in my head—Batch!

Batch Cookies ‘N Cream is a local, family-run cookies and ice cream shop where I live in Bedford Hills, and the owners are our neighbors and good friends. When I returned to performing hip-hop shows back in late 2024, AJ from the 914 Collective, who was promoting the show, interviewed me for a social media post at Batch. They were a new business in town, so it felt like the right play.

Batch was already known for their creative offerings, from their beloved S’Mores cookies to their make-your-own UFO cookie sandwiches. So I pitched the idea to the owners of making a Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookie in celebration of the “Pumpkin Cheesecake” fifth anniversary, with a thought to drop the cookies in line with a show in Mount Kisco Max and I had coming up in October. And with zero hesitation, they were in, and we were off and running.

Batch handled the cookies. “Don’t worry about the cookies,” my buddy Anthony told me, my mouth watering as he described the soft yet crisp pumpkin cookie with creamy cheesecake frosting. So I got to work on the exclusive pressing of the song.

I wanted to press up a “Pumpkin Cheesecake” single featuring our new 2026 beatbox/MC song “Let’s Walk” on the B-side. It’s funny—when I first revisited this collab idea earlier in the year, our recording of “Let’s Walk” didn’t even exist yet. So when we made it over the summer, I told Max, “This has to be the B-side to ‘Pumpkin Cheesecake’ if we ever get this collab done.”

Then, after exploring the possibilities of a cassette single and 12-inch vinyl—both of which were costly with wack timelines—I found a company that would press up 50 CD singles at a super-cheap price, and with a quick turnaround. Perfect.

For the artwork, I turned the original cover of the single, which featured a photo of Max and me performing live at The Capitol Theatre in Port Chester, into a backyard, harvest-themed version with colorful leaves, outdoor string lights, and a table full of pumpkin cheesecake desserts and cookies.

In addition, I created IP x BATCH stickers with our logos on them to promote the collaboration. They could be used to stick on the Batch packaging, and to give out to the kiddos, too.

As Max and I’s show approached, I caught up with Anthony around lunchtime during one of our crossover work-from-home days for a quick walk in the neighborhood to plot out the execution. And he was all in on the idea to unveil the cookies for the first time at the show on stage with a ceremonial first bite, and then drop them the next day at Batch—with the first 25 customers receiving a free CD with their purchase.

And that’s what we did. We sold out our second straight show at Jazz On Main in Mount Kisco (LFG!), and at the end of our set, Max cued up the “Pumpkin Cheesecake” beatbox on his loop machine as we announced the Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookie collab with Batch. We shouted out the owners in the audience, then brought three folks from the crowd up on stage to try out the cookies for the first time—including our boy Joey to celebrate his birthday. It was fun, it was hilarious, and everyone loved the cookies.

Here are a pair of video clips—first, the unveiling of the IP x BATCH Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookie, and second, the show-closing live “Pumpkin Cheesecake” performance.

From there, the collaboration went live at Batch Cookies ‘N Cream in Bedford Hills! For the two weeks following the show, folks stopped by Batch to grab their Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookies, and the first 25 customers got a free Stan Ipcus & Max Bent “Pumpkin Cheesecake” limited-edition CD single with their purchase.

And with that, my “Pumpkin Cheesecake” marketing dream came true.

Barstool Pizza Review – Johnny’s Pizzeria

Comedy, Food, Sports, Videos

Anyone who knows me personally will tell you that I’m obsessed with Barstool Sports’ pizza review web series and app One Bite. For one, the guy who hosts the series—the founder/president of Barstool Sports Dave Portnoy aka El Pres aka Stool Presidente—is hilarious. And though he’s laugh-out-loud funny with his antics and one-liners and overall approach to fans and hecklers during the “man on the street”-style show, he takes the art of reviewing pizzas (primarily in NYC and the Northeast) very seriously. He knows people are paying attention to his ratings, so he takes pride in the job he bestowed on himself. He talks shit when appropriate, and shows respect when appropriate, too. And he keeps the content coming, posting a new review basically every weekday, with hundreds of reviews already in the bag (I think he’s done close to 500 but don’t quote me on that).

I personally find the guy extremely entertaining, and honestly, I want to work with him on something one day (I’ve got an idea for you, Pres!) Maybe it’s because we’re both Jewish dudes in our early 40s who like pizza. Or maybe it’s because he heads up one of the biggest sports media properties on the planet and manages to still be completely off the hook (he got kicked out of the Super Bowl last weekend and he also recently started a weed-smoking crew called the #MHOC aka the Monster Hits Only Club).

But beyond the entertainment value of the host himself, the simple premise of the One Bite show is what makes it so addicting to watch. Portnoy and his camera man Frankie (“Alright Frankie…”) visit a new pizza shop each day and order their plain cheese pie or slice. Then, whether he’s alone or with a celebrity guest, Portnoy kicks off the tasting with his signature phrase—”One bite, everybody knows the rules.” And of course, he always takes more than one bite.

From there, he proceeds to rate the pizza between 1 and 10, breaking down the cheese, crust, sauce, style, presentation and more, and priding himself on giving professional, figure-skating style scores with decimal points. Good pizza? You might score somewhere in the 6s or 7s. Really, really good? You might break into the 8s. Phenomenal?!?! You could land yourself a rare 9 or above score, of which he’s only given out a handful.

Perfect segue into his latest review above of legendary 914 pizza shop Johnny’s Pizzeria in Mount Vernon, which he gave a very respectful 9.1 score. And below, peep a couple other choice reviews—a recent extended review he did out in Elizabeth, New Jersey with the one-man-shop’s owner, and his review of Joe’s in Manhattan with my favorite rapper of all-time Action Bronson.

Download the One Bite app for more reviews, including all of Dave’s reviews, his celebrity reviews, and reviews done by the people, too. It’s actually a very useful app if you’re looking for good pizza, no matter where you are. Props to El Pres, you da man!

John Mayer on Hot Ones

Food, Interviews, Music, Videos

Great episode.

Colombian Cuisine

Comedy, Fly Spots, Food, Music, Videos

Action and Meyhem hit the park in Queens to experience the local Colombian food scene.

From Paris With Love

Food, Music, Videos

Action’s back in Paris. Check it out, then peep his recent collaboration with Harry Fraud HERE.

The Bronson Show

Food, Music, Television

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They really gave Bam Bam his own late night show on Viceland. I love it. Check out the season premiere below with special guest Wyclef, and this New Yorker article too.

F*ck, That’s Delicious – The Book

Books & Mags, Comedy, Food, Music, My Dudes, Videos

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Action Bronson’s new book F*ck, That’s Delicious: An Annotated Guide to Eating Well is in stores now. Go cop that!

And peep a couple fun promo clips below…

Shout out to my little sister Becca and Abrams for publishing the new Bronson book!

Blue Chips 7000

Comedy, Food, Interviews, Music, Podcasts, Videos

Action Bronson’s new album Blue Chips 7000 is out now! And in addition to the music being dope, he’s been on a helluva press run. Check out the Rick Ross-assisted “9-24-7000” above produced by Harry Fraud—and below, watch this YouTube playlist of highlights from his promo tour, including an overview of his awesome merch collabo with Starter.

Hot Ones With Action Bronson

Food, Interviews, Music, Videos

Bam Bam takes the First We Feast hot wings challenge.

How To Make The World’s Best Sandwich

Food, Videos

This shit looks mad good.

ICYMI: Action Bronson x Rachael Ray

Related: Action Bronson Prepares 5 Delicious Dishes