Fit for a King

My Dudes, Sports

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My dude Matisyahu has always had some ill merch, but this is the illest.  The Matisyahu Fitted Cap.  Click the link to cop it.  You can even get it autographed by the man himself.

Matisyahu Merchandise

Speaking of things that are fit for a king, check out this meal that Max B prepared for us down in Baltimore before our performance with Matisyahu at Ram’s Head live.  I call this “Cooking with Max Bent”…

And since we have no footage of Max and Matis’ amazing performance at Ram’s Head (don’t worry I’m working on getting a hold of it), check out this classic clip of them beatboxing live at The Thirsty Turtle in White Plains back in 2006…

Wait, this just in.  Check out Matis’ tour digs, also fit for a king, in this edition of “Pimp My RV”, co-starring Nosson Zand, a young rapper from Boston touring with Matis who Max and I performed with (kid is nice and real cool too)…

Stay tuned, and check out Nosson Zand HERE…

Real Breezy

My Dudes, Youth

Here’s a video of my young dude Sosa, DMX’s son who frequents my Cultural Arts Center to hang out and record, spitting over a beat played live by his friend and upcoming producer on a sampler.  He goes in pretty explicitly about the amount of women that are trying to holler, and claims that to get at him they need to put their name on a “sign up sheet”!  Ha!  Check it out, he’s nice, and he’s only 15 years old talking REAL BREEZY…

Big Win!

Events, My Dudes

I called my boy Jon Jo this afternoon, a Social Studies teacher at White Plains High School, to see how he was feeling about everything.  He had been back and forth to Pennsylvania the past three weekends volunteering for Obama.  He sounded anxious and concerned.  There was nothing more he could do, he just had to wait it out.  It’s because of people like him that Obama won this election.  Last night, he sent out this Sam Cooke song “A Change is Gonna Come” in an email to a group of friends which simply said VOTE.  I thought I’d post it in celebration of a new beginning.  Congrats to our new President, Barack Obama…

I’ll be talking to Jon Jo about his grassroots campaign swing state experience this week…nice work my dude…peace…

 

Mr. Wonderful

Events, My Dudes, Stan Ipcus, Youth

I’m coming off three performances from last week, the most live appearances I’ve made all year.  It felt good to be back in action.  The first, an industry showcase down in the L.E.S., was a little too stuffy for me.  The crowd was fairly wack, and I wasn’t digging the scene.  It confirmed that I am not a fake industry cat, and I am proud to say that, though I must say I got busy on the mic for all the non-believers.  The picture above is from the Bombin’ Magazine party at Premium Laces, which was VERY FUN.  I rocked “My Ferris Buellers” and even pulled off an amazing performance of “Ippylicious” that had everyone dancing in the joint.  Mad cool people and a great vibe, and Premium Laces is a fly store.

And finally, Max B and I joined Matisyahu in Baltimore at Ram’s Head Live this past Saturday night.  So much fun, with lots of fam in the crowd including my beautiful fiancee.  Max and Matis did an unbelievable beat box set, and I joined in for “WP”, “Victory”, and even an impromptu performance of “My Ferris Buellers” with the band in front of the sold out crowd.  Awesome.  I hope to get a hold of some footage and pics from the night, but until then, peep my new video, “Mr. Wonderful”, filmed, edited, directed, and produced by Stan Ipcus, ya heard?

Here’s a bonus video, all up in your GRILL PIECE.  “Let’s Walk” might be my hottest song right now, KEEP UP WITH ME…

Finally, A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU to Matisyahu, The Flobots, and the rest of the tour crew (thanks BEN!!!) for hooking my boy Lonnie from the BGC up with backstage passes to the show last Sunday in New Jersey.  Lonnie is a very talented 9th grader that frequents my Cultural Arts Center, and he was the first person I knew that was up on The Flobots hit song “No Handlebars”.  Of course, he is also a big Matisyahu fan, so I pulled some strings to get him and his Mom some tickets and V.I.P. access.  Check the pics he got backstage.  He told me he had the best night of his life…

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The Only Living Boy in New York

Events, My Dudes, Stan Ipcus

Let’s be clear.  I made a conscious decision about a year ago to take a break from doing shows.  In fact, my only performance since last August 2007 at the Thirsty Turtle in White Plains was with my dude Matisyahu at Roseland last Hanukah.  Check the videos, first from Thirsty Turtle, then from Roseland with Matisyahu…

Instead, I’ve been doing alot of blogging (obviously), both here and with Westchester Magazine’s GROOM GUY, and still recording and putting out music, just a little more stategically than I had in the past.  It’s brought me some great success! Say it with a Borat accent, it feels better.  GREAT SUCCESS!!  HOT 97’S!!!  NAHRIGHT.COM’S!!!  THE WORLD WIDE WEBS!!!!

Well, I’m back in NYC this week with two performances.  Both will be short sets, a few songs.  Still, they should be fun.  The first is this Thursday, October 23rd, for the WE PUT ON FOR OUR CITY industry showcase…here’s the flyer…

Should be interesting huh?  Supposedly some major label heads are going to be in the building checking me out, p-p-pause.  Ha!  And this Sunday, October 26th, I’ll be performing at the Bombin’ Magazine issue #4 release party at Premium Laces.  Check the flyer for more info…

Pumpkin carving and Stan Ipcus.  Wow.  If you want to come through to either event, holler at ya boy directly and I’ll put you on my list…

daniel.isenberg.ip@gmail.com

Oh, and one more thing.  I’ve go so many songs that sometimes I’m not sure which ones I should pick to perform, although both promoters have made their requests.  If you have any thoughts on a nice three song set, please leave it in the comment section, just a fun little thing for the real Stan Ip fans.  If not, no worries…Hope to see you out this week.  TW-TW-TWIIIIST!!!!!

P.S.  Catch me with Matisyahu in Baltimore Saturday, November 1st too….And check for Matis’ new EP Shattered dropping manana!!!!!!  It’s ill.  Especially the song “Smash Lies”, my personal favorite.  And those of you who saw that Asher Roth is opening up for Matis at one of his Hanukah shows in New York, well hey, it is what it is, everyone loves that guy I guess, though Matis told me he was booked before I ever put out “The Great White Hope”…small world though huh?  Jewish Geography is crazy.  First Peter Rosenberg, then this.  Oh well.  Don’t worry about Ip, it’s nothin’…I does this regardless of any situation or affiliation.  True talk, real story.

Prime Time with Dan and Andrew

My Dudes, The Good Old Days, Youth

I first met Andrew Goldberg in the beginning of 10th grade at White Plains High School.  He went to a private Jewish school for K-8th grade and lived on the other side of town, and it took a year of high school for us to finally cross paths.  He was so funny, I remember getting a ride home with him one day from school and the two of us were in the backseat of our mutual friend Mike Friedland’s older brother’s car, and I could not stop laughing at his wisecracks.  From that ride home on, we became great friends.

Sometime around the winter of 10th grade, we got the idea to start our own TV show.  The school had its own TV studio, but no students used it for anything other than a fairly lame Television Production class.  We wanted our own show.  Our idea was to make it kind of like the Tonight Show, with Andrew as the host and me as the co-host on the couch with the guests.  We also had ideas for skits, kind of along the lines of Saturday Night Live.  So we wrote up a proposal and pitched it to the head of the TV studio.  She loved the idea, and before we knew it, we were approved by the Asst. Principal to give it a shot.

The first Prime Time with Dan and Andrew show aired in the late winter of 1994, towards the end of our 10th grade year.  We filmed it during lunch, and it featured a bunch of our friends sharing their special talents and us laughing along beside them cracking jokes.  It wasn’t exactly a hit, but it was a decent start (and pretty entertaining).

By our second episode we were starting to get a bit of a following in the community.  Our teachers were tuning in, and of course students and parents were too.  It was becoming something special.  The second episode started with a skit called “Name That S.T.D.”, a game show all where the contestants had to match the symptoms with the correct sexually transmitted disease, followed by this important info from sources like STD aware STD tests – www.STDAware.com/.  It was hysterical.  That same episode we aired a bit where Andrew played a character called “Grandpappy Goldberg”, and he was quite outlandish.  Check out both clips…

Turns out some people on the Board of Education in White Plains were offended by our taste in humor, specifically “Name that S.T.D.” and “Grandpappy Goldberg”, and it looked for a second like we were going to get pulled off the air.  But we had major support in the community and from our advisor at the TV station, so in the end the administration let us keep our show.  So we continued, though I believe they pulled those two skits off the re-run version of the second episode.  Here’s a couple clips of our guests from that second episode for you to watch.  First, Dave Epstein, a big time fan of Prime Time, told us he would do anything to get on the show.  So we let him.  And to close out the show, our regular magician “Magic Mike” left us stunned as usual…

By our third episode, we had ourselves an SNL style intro and everything, and had a crew now called the Prime Time Players, made up of student friends who appeared on the show.  It was official.  Check it out…

We managed to interview the principal on the show, host an entire episode from Santa’s lap at the Galleria Mall, do a “Best Of” episode, and even get into some more musical acts.  I’m still trying to get a hold of the Holiday Episode, but for now, check out these two musical doozies.  First is our very own version of the Grease Classic “Summer Lovin'”, and after that is myself, Matty B, and Jiggs Telfair doing a remix of the Beastie Boys’ “Sure Shot”…

As of now, we have over 20 clips from the show up on our brand new Youtube channel.  I’m still trying to get a hold of the missing episodes but for now I hope you loyal Westcheddar readers check out what we’ve got.  There’s some funny stuff, clever and original, and way out there too.  Not bad for a bunch of High School kids with too much free time on their hands.  I recently interviewed Andrew, who is now a staff writer on The Family Guy, check that out too.  Buh Bye!

Prime Time with Dan and Andrew Youtube Channel

Westcheddar interview with Andrew Goldberg

Fall Foliage

Fly Spots, My Dudes

Ahh, the smell of autumn.  What a wonderful thing.  If only it lasted a bit longer.  I had the pleasure of attending a bachelor party (WHICH WAS INSANE) for my boy Beve Bats aka Steve Sugar this past Columbus Day weekend at the Beaver Pond campgrounds of Harriman State Park.  The fall foliage was absolutely unbelievable.  The 45 minute ride from Westchester up the Palisades Parkway was really something else.  Check out the pics (faces were not shown to hide the identities of the partygoers)…

And while we’re on the subject, let’s rewind nine years to 1999, a classic fall shot from the University of Maryland campus after my performance at the Battle of the Bands.  Can you guess which character is Matisyahu?  What a crew in this picture.  I’ll get to Nick Kroll, the guy on the left, very soon, he’s worthy of a Westcheddar interview.  He’s a hoot and a half.

Enjoy the fall, winter is around the corner….

Going, Going, Gone

My Dudes, Sports

I’ve always had a very intimate relationship with the New York Yankees.  It started when I moved to New York from Oakland and my favorite baseball player Ricky Henderson followed me.  That was a good sign.  I could root for the Yankees with all my heart knowing that my favorite player was now down with them too.  I was really into baseball as a kid, as was my older cousin Chris.  We would go to Spring Training every March and check out the team (see my Spring Training post from this past summer), and of course we would go to a handful of games every season at Yankee Stadium.  Because of our family connects to the Yanks, my Dad would get my name up on the scoreboard for my birthday, which wasn’t so easy to do back in the day.  Those were the years for me, when it was Randolph, Mattingly, Winfield, Henderson, and the rest of the crew.  They didn’t win championships but they were a great squad.  Remember bat day?  Check the pic below from my 4th grade birthday party trip to Yankee Stadium…

Now that Yankee Stadium is closed, I would like to pay tribute to the many memories I have of it.  I’ve been to the stadium with my family and friends as both a kid and an adult, I’ve taken groups of kids from White Plains on field trips to games, I’ve worked as an intern for MSG as a high school senior and handed stats to Al Trautwig in the press box (I also got to go on the field, in the dugout, and in the locker room), and I’ve sat in all the sections of the stadium from the bleachers to the mezzanine boxes behind the plate where they give you the fish nets to catch foul balls.  I even sat in the “Billy Crystal” seats right next to the Yankees dugout where you can basically touch the players while they’re in the batters box.  But one game stands out as the best Yankee game I’ve ever been too, and the best seats I’ve ever had at Yankee Stadium.

It was May 27th, 1991, two days after my 13th birthday, and the Yanks were playing the Red Sox, easily the biggest rivalry in sports.  Both my cousin Chris and I brought a crew of friends to the game, and together we all took over a nice section of seats about five rows behind the Red Sox dugout, which was sick because you could see right into the Yankees dugout.  It was an eventful game and a beautiful spring New York day, but what made it so crazy was Mel Hall blasting a three run home run in the bottom of the ninth with two outs to win the game 6-5 (check the pic above).  We all went nuts.  It was probably the happiest I had ever been at that point in my life.  Check it out…

I was searching online for information from that game, and I came across a Red Sox fan blog that had a story about it simply called the MEL HALL GAME.  Even Red Sox fans had a great time that day at Yankee Stadium!  Check it out, it has the lineups and the game summary along with a cute story about being Red Sox fans in New York…

JOY OF SOX: MEL HALL GAME

Well I’m sure we won’t call the new stadium next door The House That Ruth Built, but we will be able to take the Metro North train there from White Plains.  And I’m pretty sure that lunatic fans like the one above will still be in the stands rooting for the Bronx Bombers.  See you next season…oh, and Yankee Stadium, we will never forget you, thanks for the memories…

The Guy Behind the Family Guy

Interviews, My Dudes, The Good Old Days

Well, he’s not exactly Seth McFarlane, the creator of the popular animated sitcom Family Guy, but Andrew Goldberg (pictured above) used to work for McFarlane as an assistant and is now one of the staff writers on the show.  Not a bad gig for a guy who used to co-host a public access sketch comedy TV show in high school (I was his co-host if you can believe it).  Goldberg recently took a break from cracking jokes all day at his job to crack some with us and discuss what it’s like to be a writer on one of the most popular shows on television.  And he also shares his Top 5 Family Guy clips.   Check it out…

IP:  So Andrew, let’s start at the beginning.  Do you remember the first time you made someone laugh?

AG:  When I was young, I was always the class clown, to the point where my school made my parents get me tested in the second grade to see if I could be clinically classified as a specific type of pain in the ass.  If I’d been born a few years later or had lazier parents or teachers, I probably would have been stuffed with Ritalin, but fortunately they specialized my class schedule instead.  Like instead of sending me to the classes where I was most disruptive, they’d have me write short stories on my own, which was great.  I remember writing one about a guy who kidnapped Ann B. Davis (Alice from “The Brady Bunch”) to impress this girl he liked, but then he ended up falling in love with Ann B. Davis.

IP:  I heard the R and B sensation Ne-Yo say in a recent interview that the key to getting girls is having a good sense of humor?  Is that true?

AG:  I hear that a lot, but I think most of the girls I’ve “gotten” were mainly attracted to my enormous penis.

IP:  Ok, how does one become a staff writer on Family Guy?  Hard work?  Extraordinary talent?  Sexual favors?

AG:  A combination of the three.  And good timing is also important.  I first started working as the creator Seth MacFarlane’s assistant shortly after Family Guy came back from being canceled, and a lot of magazines were wanting to do “interviews” with Peter or Stewie or one of the other Family Guy characters.  This was “free work” and the writer who had been doing it was eager to let me help him out, and eventually I started writing almost all of them.  This was great, because it meant my boss and the other executive producers were reading my writing on a regular basis and seeing that I could write Family Guy jokes.  This led to me writing two freelance  episodes and a book for Family Guy while I was still an assistant.  And by doing a good job with those, I eventually got promoted.

IP:  What’s a day in the work life of a writer?  Are you holed up in an office throwing balled up papers filled with bad ideas on them into a garbage pale?

AG:  Being a TV writer, and especially a sitcom writer, is a lot of fun.  Most days you’re working in a room with anywhere from three to ten other writers, sitting around, making each other laugh.  It’s really great, and I actually miss it when I’m at home, alone, working on a script.  And a nice thing about working for an animated show is you often get to do a different thing every day.  Like yesterday, we did a rewrite on a show that had just been table read, which means that it’s early on in the production process, and they haven’t even recorded the dialogue or started animating it.  Today we’re working on figuring out a new story which hasn’t even been written yet.  And tomorrow we have a color rough cut screening and rewrite for a show that will air in the spring.

IP:  Tell us about the first episode you ever wrote for Family Guy, “Believe it or Not, Joe’s Walking on Air”.  What was it all about?  How cool was it to be see it all come together and be credited on TV?

AG:  Well, one of Peter’s friend’s, Joe, is a quadriplegic, and in that episode, he gets a leg transplant and is able to walk again.  He gets cocky, turns into an asshole, and dumps the guys for a cooler crew of friends, so they decide to re-cripple him.  It was very exciting and nerve-wracking to see it on TV.  We had a bunch of friends over, and every time everyone laughed at a joke I felt great, and every time a joke didn’t land I felt like I was gonna barf.

IP:  How are you involved as a writer in the animation process for the show?  I mean, I’ve seen you draw, and it’s not pretty.

AG:  No, I’m a terrible artist, but when it’s your episode, you participate in the storyboard launch, which is the meeting where the writers meet with the artists to answer their questions about the script, and you give notes on the storyboard.  Usually the notes from the writers are going to be about how a gag is staged or a character’s design more than the art.  Seth MacFarlane, though, began his career as an artist, so he’s very involved in overseeing the animation end.  And I’ve also been helping edit episodes for syndication, so I’ve learned some about animation editing and sound editing.

IP:  You have a new episode airing soon too that you wrote for this season.  Give us a preview.

AG:  Yeah, my next episode will air in February.  In it, Peter finds a winning raffle ticket from 1987 in his junk drawer for a round of golf with O.J. Simpson.  He cashes it in and become friends with O.J.  Fortunately for me, O.J. will probably be in prison when it airs.

IP:  Who’s your favorite character on Family Guy?  You wrote a book about Brian (the dog), “Brian Griffin’s Guide to Booze, Broads, and the Lost Art of Being a Man”.  Is he your pick?

AG:  I love to watch Stewie, because he’s such a little dick, and Seth’s voice acting is so funny and nuanced with him.  But I love to write for Peter, because he’s such an idiot and a lunatic, he can pretty much do anything at any given moment and it’ll still be in-character for him.

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IP:  Ok, top 5 TV shows of all time.  Give them to us.

AG:  Seinfeld, Cheers, the first three or four seasons of “The West Wing,” 1990s Simpsons, and more recently the first season of “Friday Night Lights.”  Clear eyes, full hearts can’t lose.

IP:  If you had the opportunity to write for another show that’s on the air right now, what would it be?

AG:  I honestly have my dream job.  I actually have a fax that I sent my then-agent about five years ago, which was an article about Family Guy possibly being resurrected on which I scribbled “I’d give my left nut to work on this show,” and it’s stuck on my bulletin board.  But if I didn’t work hear, I think it’d be fun to work on “The Office” or “30 Rock.”

IP:  That writer’s strike was pretty long and brutal.  What was the wittiest picket sign you saw out there in the trenches?  Someone must have written something creative with all that time to think.

AG:  Yeah, it was an experience.  I actually got some of the artists here to draw a few picket signs for me.  My favorite had Brian with a picket sign sneaking a drink out of a flask on one side, and Stewie on the other side holding a sign that said “We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it.”

IP:  How did you pass the day during the strike besides picketing and whining?  Did you have anything else you were developing besides Family Guy?

AG:  Well, at the time, I was working on “Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy,” a series of on-line shorts that my boss produced for Google.  The production company had made a tentative deal with the writers guild, like the one that David Letterman’s company made, so we were allowed to continue writing.  Otherwise, I spent a lot of time on the picket lines, and I was the strike captain for “Family Guy” and “American Dad.”  It was actually one of the busiest and most exhausting times of my life.

IP:  You’re a New York writer that now lives in L.A.  Is your life more like Hank Moody from Californication or Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm?

AG:  I don’t watch Californication, but based on what I know about it and my hairline, I’m gonna go with Larry David.

IP:  What do you miss most about life in New York?  The pizza?  The bagels?

AG:  I love living in LA, but I definitely miss New York.  Definitely miss the pizza and the bagels, and the bodegas, and not needing a car, and the energy of the city, and there are about 15 perfect days in New York, usually in like April or May, or September or October, that are just incredible, where there’s something in the air, which are somehow better than any perfect day in LA.  Oh, and I miss you.  And my parents.  And Francesco’s on Mamaroneck Ave.

IP:  I miss you too, like, alot.  Ok, I’ve got to ask.  You and I, for those who don’t know, had a sketch comedy slash talk show back in high school called Prime Time with Dan and Andrew (see pic above of Goldberg back in the day).  What were your fondest memories from the show?  Any favorite sketches or moments?

AG:  We had a lot of very fun times.  I remember a sketch we did where you and Meghan O’Rourke played Jeffrey Dahmer’s parents and me not being able to stop laughing.  “Name That STD” was of course a classic.  And Dave Epstein punching himself in the face until he fell down was terrific.

IP:  Finally, if your wife gave you a free pass to bang any cartoon chick, who would it be?

AG:  There’s one senior writer on our staff who has a pretty unhealthy crush on Lois, but I would have to go with Princess Jasmine from “Aladdin.”  Or Rosie the robot maid from “The Jetsons.”

GOLDBERG’S TOP 5 THE FAMILY GUY CLIPS

1.  Love this cutaway:

2.  Lost Osama video:

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3.  I love this.  Great voice acting:

4.  This is my favorite moment from back in the day Family Guy (I think it’s from Season Two):

5.  You Have AIDS!

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Andrew Goldberg, early 90’s style, at his Bar Mitzvah, courtesy of our boy Nick Kroll’s coffee table book Bar Mitzvah Disco.  What a ladies man that Andrew was.  Congrats to him and his wife on their recent one year anniversary, and stay tuned to Westcheddar for classic moments from Prime Time with Dan and Andrew, coming sooner than you can imagine…

Back from Iraq

Interviews, My Dudes, The Good Old Days

Mike Halas (above right with the sunglasses) moved in next door to me on Ogden Avenue back in the 1980’s when I was 9 years old.  He was a year younger, and our families shared a long driveway in between our houses, but it wasn’t long before we basically shared backyards.  His Dad, a direct relative of the Chicago Bears “Poppa Bear” Halas and new head coach of the Columbia University basketball team, put a hoop up in the driveway, and Mike and I spent most of our after school time and weekends playing knockout with his younger brother Johnny (who went on to play in the CBA) and other neighborhood kids.  But in addition to hoops, Mike was always into “army stuff” like watching Platoon and Navy Seals, hanging up pictures of fighter planes in his room, and of course playing the game we all affectionately called “Guns”.

As we got older and closer, our families became FAMILY.  Mike joined the armed forces after attending Johns Hopkins University and in 2004 he was called to duty in Iraq.  Now in 2008, after going back and forth a couple times to war, Mike is home in the United States.  Check out the interview with him below, where Mike talks about his rise through the ranks, his experiences as a platoon leader in Iraq, and what it’s like to be home from war…

IP:  What was it that initially made you want to join the military?

MH:  From as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Soldier.  Both my grandfathers served in the Second World War.  Around the neighborhood, I was always trying to organize games of Manhunt, Capture the Flag, and Cops ‘n’ Robbers (which we called Guns). So basically, I grew up moving through the few wooded areas in the Highlands section of White Plains and pretending I was running operations.

IP:  Tell us about your different levels of training.  I know you’ve gone through some fairly intense shit.  What’s it like getting ready for war and what exactly was your rank?  Did you have guys under you out there, and did your roles/rank/duties change as the war went on?

MH:  I went through ROTC in college and following that I went down to Fort Benning, GA.  At Fort Benning, I first went through the Infantry Officer Basic Course.  In IOBC, we are taught the basics of being an officer in the Army with regards to duties, responsibilities and what is expected of us.  We also learn the rudiments of small unit war-fighting operations, concentrating mostly on squad and platoon level combat operations that included attacks, reconnaissance missions, and ambushes.

Following IOBC, I went to Ranger School.  Ranger School is the preeminent small unit leadership course in the US military.  There you learn not only your own physical and emotional limits, but how to continue to motivate your subordinates when they are at their physical and emotional limits to complete the mission.  It is one of the greatest things that I never want to go through again.  

I went to Airborne School after that and learned how to jump out of airplanes on a static line parachute.  After Ranger School, that school was just a lot of fun.  

All this time I was a 2nd Lieutenant, an O-1, the officer entry level.  I went to Hawaii to report to my first unit, 1st Battalion, 14th Infantry Regiment, “Golden Dragons”.  I pinned on, or was promoted to, 1st Lieutenant, in late November while I was serving as a rifle platoon leader.  As a platoon leader, or PL, I was responsible for a 34 man light infantry rifle platoon.  The lives of 34 soldiers and non-commisioned officers (sergeants) was quite a thrill and a tremendous responsibility for a 24 year old.  It was an incredible job and a fantastic experience.     

IP:  Where were you during the September 11th attacks?  Were you pretty sure that you were headed out to war soon after that?

MH:  I was actually at the Dean’s office dropping a class when I first heard that a plane hit the World Trade Center.  From there, I went straight to my ROTC building and watched the second plane hit.  As I was walking from one to the other, I called my mom and dad to see if they were okay.  My cousin Patrick worked in the South Tower and no one had heard from him.  I found out later that he was late to work that day and had never even been in the building.   

I spent the rest of the day glued to the television in my fraternity house.  Most of my brothers were from the New York, New Jersey, Long Island, and collectively, we knew a lot of people in the city and a lot of people who worked in the Towers. 

Yeah, I was pretty sure we would be headed somewhere after that.  At that moment, I didn’t know where, but figured Afghanistan would be a safe bet.  

 

IP:  Can you remember the day you first touched down over there?  Where were you stationed?  Did you move around alot once you were over there?

MH:  My unit, 1st Battalion, 14th Infantry, the “Golden Dragons”, took off from Hickam Air Force Base in Honolulu, HI on the 19th of January 2004.  We landed in Kuwait at Ali Al Saleem Air Base on or about the 22nd of January 2004.  Like every unit, we spent a couple weeks there in Kuwait training up and getting acclimatized. On Groundhog Day 2004, we crossed the berm and were on our way towards Tuz, a small city of 50 thousand approximately an hour south of Kirkuk.  And boy did we ever move around a lot.  Not more than a few weeks after we took over Tuz from the 173rd ABN BDE, the Golden Dragons became the Division and then MNC-I (Multi-National Coalition-Iraq) reserve.  We spent time in Tall Afar, north by the Syrian border; An Najaf, fighting against Muqtada Al-Sadr and the Madhi Army; Kirkuk; Ad Diwaniyah; Samarra; and Mosul.  The soldiers took to calling our deployment the Golden Dragon Iraqi Tour 2004.  Most units will get into country and be in one place for the duration of their deployment.  We went the other way, not staying in one town for longer than 8 weeks in a 14-month rotation.  

IP:  Take us inside the daily mentals of a soldier at war.  What was going through your head?  Are you so focused that your world back home is blocked out, or is that constantly on your mind?  

MH:  As a rifle platoon leader, I was responsible for 34 soldiers and non-commissioned officers.  They consumed my time.  Planning operations, supervising the execution of orders already given, exercising, discussing with my platoon sergeant and squad leaders about what and how we could improve our platoon’s performance.  There are so many things to do.  I am not a parent, but I can only imagine that it is very similar a feeling to be responsible for the lives of 34 others.  

IP:  Compare yourself to the other guys you were fighting with.  Does everyone kind of share the same mentality towards the war, or is there a lot of clashing ideals and personalities?

MH:  The 34 soldiers I had in my platoon, no two were alike.  You take a handful of kids from all over America and put them into one room, that was my platoon.  There were as many different ideas and backgrounds as there were kids.  Oh, and I refer to everyone in my platoon, except for my platoon sergeant, as one of my kids. Not sure when it started, but that’s how I thought of them.    

IP:   Did your political views about the war shift once you were actually there?  Are most of the people fighting in the war even aware of the politics of it all?

MH:  No, as a young lieutenant, I was fired up and excited to be there and excited to be in the duty position.  

IP:  Do you know anyone personally that died in the war?  What happened?  Tell us about it if you can.

MH:  I do know a few.  And I am sure that as time goes on and we continue to maintain ground forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, there will be more.  It is inevitable and an unfortunate consequence of the profession of military arms.  

My friend Luke Wullenwaber was killed in Iraq in the fall of 2004.  We were in the same IOBC class and we were also in the same platoon during Ranger School.  During Mountain and Florida phases, we were members of the same machine gun team and spent a lot of time together.  He was great guy, a great leader, a great friend.  He is missed.   

IP:  Does it get so violent out there that you get used to shooting at the enemy or being shot at?  How violent is it really on a day to day basis?

MH:  Some days were that violent.  Most days were not.  

IP:  Did you kill anyone?

MH:  I am responsible for the deaths of others.  My platoon killed people and, as a platoon leader, I am entirely responsible for all my platoon does.    

IP:  On a lighter note, what’s the most fun you had over there?  What do you do for entertainment?  Is there time for that, you know, socializing, listening to music, watching movies or sports?

MH:  In different places, we relaxed in different ways.  Some places we had electricity, so we’d watch DVDs or listen to music.  Some places we didn’t have electricity, so we’d play chess, read anything we could get our hands on, and talk.  While we were in Ad Diwaniyah, we stayed in captured Iraqi Army barracks  and there was a sand volleyball court in the middle.  My unit being from the Hawaiian Island of Oahu, we played a lot of “beach” volleyball!

IP:  How do you stay in touch with people back home?  Is email the easiest way?  Can you call home?  How does that work?

MH:  Email was usually the easiest method.  I think the key was typing out all your emails to people before you got to the computer because there was always a time limit and a long line.  So when your turn came, you could copy and paste all the emails sent to you and copy and paste the outgoing ones.  There were opportunities to call home, but I usually left that method for the soldiers to use.  Of course, I did my best to call home on birthdays and special occasions.  

IP:  You went back and forth a couple of times to war?  What was that like, coming home knowing you had to go back?

MH:  The first days being home and the last few days before I went back were always challenging.  But, I really didn’t pay a whole lot of attention to it.  The way I saw it, I had a job to do and Iraq and Afghanistan were where I had to do them.  The biggest change is going from having the freedom to choose where and when you wanted to go to dinner or catch a movie back home to being told when to eat, where to go, etc.  After my first tour in Iraq, I volunteered to go to the 75th Ranger Regiment where I knew I would deploy.  

IP:  What has your life been like since you left the military?  I know you’re still on call as a part of the National Guard, but on a daily basis, what have you been up to?  Are you having fun?  Are you happy?  Are you working?  Where are you living?

MH:  My life has been pretty interesting since I left the Army.  I have traveled all over, seen friends and family that I hadn’t seen in years.  I moved out to the Rocky Mountains and taught little kids how to ski last winter at Beaver Creek in Colorado and I am planning on doing the same thing again this winter.  I have read and read and read and I started to write, as well.  I just recently submitted an article to the NY Times.  Haven’t heard anything back yet, but I am still hopeful.    

IP:  Has it been tough adjusting to life after war?  What have been the challenges for you?  Have you changed mentally, physically, and/or socially?

MH:  At times it is tough and, at others, it is not.  I know that who I am today has been influenced by my time spent overseas.  There are portions of that character that are on both sides of the moral spectrum.  But, good or bad, they are now as much a part of me as growing up in White Plains.  

IP:  Do you watch any of the Iraq War related TV programming or movies?  Have you seen Stop Loss?  Generation Kill?  If so, how realistic or accurate were they?  If not, is there a certain reason why you won’t watch them?

MH:  I don’t make a concerted effort to watch or avoid media regarding the war in Iraq.  I started to watch Stop Loss but didn’t finish.  It was just so Hollywood that it wasn’t entertaining.  I have served with hundreds of soldiers who have done or have been ordered to deploy consecutively.  And, of all the soldiers with whom I have served, every single one reported as ordered for duty.  In the March timeframe of 2004, my platoon got a new sergeant who had just been transferred from the 4th Infantry Division.  He had just served a year tour with 4th ID, got home, received orders to report to the 25th ID and now, about 2 months later, here he was, back in Iraq for another year long tour.  Following our return to Hawaii the next February, he, again, received orders to a new unit and was back in Iraq again.  Three times in as many years. He did not run or complain.  He did not appreciate the constant deployments, but he knew what he signed up for and honored his commitment.

I did not watch, but read, Generation Kill.  I was not a Marine, nor did I participate in the initial invasion, so I cannot attest to the accuracy of their actions.  But, with regards to the relationships and the conversations between soldiers, the book was quite accurate.  

I think the reason that I don’t go out of my way to watch these movies and shows is because I was there.  I have my own memories of how things were and why they were that way.  I don’t need to read a book or watch a movie to help me remember.  But I will watch and read because it is interesting to see what others remember and how they interpret their memories.    

IP:  Obama or McCain?  Does it matter to this war who wins the presidency?

MH:  I will vote in the upcoming election.  But, due to the fact that I am still a commissioned officer, I will hold my opinions of the individual candidates.

IP:  What advice would you give to someone just getting home from the Iraq War? 

MH:  Take your time getting acclimated back into society.  Talk to someone about how you are feeling.  There are many others out there with similar experiences.  You don’t need to keep it bottled up inside.  

*BONUS*

Mike’s Top Five Movies of All Time:

Braveheart

Grosse Pointe Blank

Bull Durham

300

Miracle 

 

Mike’s Top Five CD’s of All Time:

Guns ‘n’ Roses- Appetite for Destruction

Beastie Boys- License to Ill

anything by Jimmy Buffet or Jack Johnson 

(ip’s note: would’ve bet money that the Animal House Soundtrack made this list! ha!)

 

Mike’s Top Five TV Shows of All Time:

Band of Brothers

Rescue Me

The A Team

The Office

Las Vegas

Ip (in skull cap) and Mike (in shorts!) shoveling snow on Ogden Avenue, 1995.

Special thanks to my brother from another mother Mike Halas for taking the time to be interviewed.  You are truly a local hero…Peace…